LARRY WILL BE OUT OF THE OFFICE STARTING WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 9, 2017. HE WILL BE RETURNING ON AUGUST 25, 2017. PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT ANY FORMS DURING THIS PERIOD OF TIME. SEE YOU IN A FEW WEEKS!
Our Premium Service for passenger vehicles comes with a 100% money-back guarantee and a free consultation
If we beat your parking ticket, you win and we earn our fee. If we lose (Yikes!), your money will be refunded within 24-hours of notice of verdict.
Our goal is your success, and with Premium, we share a stake in the outcome.
Here’s what is included:
- Larry will do his utmost to formulate a winning defense
- Larry will fight your parking ticket
- If we lose the original hearing (Yikes!) an appeal is included at no additional charge
- 100% money-back guarantee. If your parking ticket is not dismissed after the original hearing and appeal, we will refund 100% of your money. In other words, we will work relentlessly to beat your NYC parking ticket. But, (heaven forbid), If your parking ticket is not dismissed, we will return your money within one day of the sad news
Here’s how it works
- Fill in the simple form and click “fight my parking ticket”
- You’ll receive an email asking for any items you’d like Larry to check
- Larry will thoroughly investigate your parking ticket and report his recommendations
- Larry will send you an invoice for 40% of the parking fine and penalties if he can formulate a winning defense
- Pay the invoice (Via PayPal or major credit card)
- Your money will be held in our PayPal Account until the conclusion of the original hearing or appeal
- Larry will prepare your defense certification and exhibits
- Your defense certification and exhibits will be submitted for an online hearing
- You’ll receive a decision from the Evil Empire within 10-14 days
- If your parking ticket is dismissed, we earn our fee
- If your parking ticket is not dismissed, we will appeal the decision (no extra charge)
- If we win the appeal, we earn our fee
- If we lose the appeal, we will refund 100% of your money within one business day of our receipt of the appeals panel decision
Why are you offering a guaranty of a 100% refund?
Because it's fair.
If we win, we earn our fee. If we lose, we'll refund the money we're holding in our PayPal Account within 24-hours of notice of the bad decision (unless we decide to appeal. No additional charge for the appeal).
Can you spend my money before the ticket is dismissed?
No, no, 1000 times no. We will not spend your money until your parking ticket is dismissed. Your money is held in our PayPal account and will not be touched. We earn our fee after your parking ticket is dismissed.
Larry spent 35 years in the private practice of law. He has always maintained a trust account and is intimately familiar with the proper handling of funds his company has yet to earn.
How soon will you contact me?
-You'll receive an email from Larry shortly after you submit your form
-You'll receive a second email from Larry after a preliminary review of the parking ticket within 24 hours of emailing your form.
How will you know how much to charge me?
-We'll know how much to charge you when we look at your parking ticket online. The Evil Empire's website displays the official image of the parking ticket, including the amount of the parking fine
-Our fee is 40% of the base fine
How soon will I receive an invoice?
You'll receive an invoice shortly after you decide to hire Larry to fight your parking ticket.
How long will it take Larry to investigate my parking ticket?
It usually takes Larry 24 hours to complete his thorough investigation of a parking ticket. He will send you an email after he completes his investigation to advise you of his recommendations.
What if I want Larry to review pictures or other items?
-You'll receive an email shortly after sending us your form. Larry will ask you to email any pictures or other items you wish me to review by replying to the email
-After my preliminary review, I may ask you to take some photographs to support a winning defense
How soon do we get a decision from a parking ticket judge?
How long does it take online and by mail?
-We fight parking tickets on the new and improved online fighting tool. It's fast and fair. Generally, it takes between 10-14 days to get the judge's decision
-It takes about 30-45 days to receive a decision when you fight your parking ticket by mail