3 NYC Parking Ticket Reminders you don’t want to Forget

Parking ticket reminders are good things to stick on your dashboard and smartphone

One of the best things to remember is the NYC parking rules. These three parking ticket reminders should be emblazoned in your brain. For example, how long is a bus stop? How far from a fire hydrant must we park? Can you unload your groceries in a no standing zone?

Here are some important NYC parking ticket rules to remember.

Parking Ticket Reminder #1-Tow Away Zone

In 1959, the NY State Legislature in its infinite wisdom declared forever and ever, or until the Legislature changes its collective mind, all New York City is a tow away zone.  It bears repeating, all of NYC is a tow away zone, no notice required.

This means if a warrior places an orange pox on your motor vehicle, you are eligible for a tow. Your admission to the ticket and tow club is only one parking ticket. It can be an overtime meter parking ticket. A no standing NYC parking ticket. Whatever. If it’s orange, you are tow bait. Beware and be warned.

Hopefully, the NYC driving public will have some good news in the next few weeks. There is a wonderful piece of legislation awaiting Governor Paterson’s signature which will hurt the Darth Vaders of tow. Here’s a blog post on the Good Bill

#2-No Standing and No Parking Zones

Here are some tips to remember:

• You can’t leave a buddy in your car while you run across the street for just an NY minute (even if she is sitting behind the wheel). You may as well turn yourself into the nearest warrior and fall on your wallet. You are guilty of violating a no standing or no parking rule
• You can’t stop, drop, and wait for your passenger to finish his/her errand. Guilty as charged…Next case
• Here’s one we hear a lot…I can prove I wasn’t parked in a no standing zone when I was issued a NYC parking ticket. Did you take a photograph of your vehicle in the parking space when you were issued the ticket? Well…not exactly. But, I’ll just tell the judge exactly where I parked. Off with your head! Please I beg you, take a photograph of your car in the spot where you allegedly committed your parking crime, before you move your car

#3-Alternate Side Parking

How about this one, “It is legal to double park in my neighborhood on street cleaning days because the warriors and police never hand out parking tickets.” All I can say is the sleeping street cleaning crocodile will eventually wake up and bite you in the pocketbook. Trust me on this.

Double parking is NEVER, EVER legal in any neighborhood on street cleaning days in NYC. If you double park and do not receive a parking ticket, believe me, the crocodile is just sleeping.

Have you been bitten by a  street cleaning crocodile when it wakes up and is hungry? Have you suffered through an NYC cocktail, i.e., ticket and tow? Have you dodged a parking ticket for stopping, dropping and waiting? Share your parking experiences with us. Live and learn!

Commentary

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Article 32
1204.  Officers authorized to remove illegally stopped vehicles.  

(a) Whenever  any police officer, or in a city having a population in excess of one million any person designated by the commissioner of  traffic  of such  city  or  on highways under the jurisdiction of the New York state thruway authority, the office of parks and  recreation,  a  county  park commission,  a  parkway  authority,  a  bridge authority or a bridge and tunnel authority any person designated by  such  office,  commission  or authority,  finds  a vehicle standing upon a highway in violation of any of the foregoing provisions of  this  article  such  officer  is  hereby
authorized  to  move such vehicle, or require the driver or other person in charge of the vehicle to move the same to a position off the paved or main-traveled part of such highway.
    
(b) 
1. Whenever any police officer, or in a city having  a  population in  excess  of  one million any person designated by the commissioner of traffic of such city or on highways under the jurisdiction  of  the  New York  state  thruway  authority,  the  office of parks and recreation, a county park commission, a parkway authority, a  bridge  authority  or  a bridge  and  tunnel  authority  any  person  designated  by such office, commission or authority finds a vehicle unattended where it  constitutes an  obstruction  to  traffic,  or  any place where stopping, standing or parking is prohibited, such officer is hereby authorized to provide  for the  removal  of  such  vehicle,  semitrailer  or  trailer  to a garage,
automobile pound or other place of safety.

2. In any city with a population of one million or more, whenever  any police officer, or any person designated by the commissioner of traffic, finds  a  semitrailer  or  trailer  without  a tractor or towing vehicle attached, parked or unattended on  any  city  street,  such  officer  or person designated by the commissioner of traffic is hereby authorized to provide  for  the  removal  of  such semitrailer or trailer to a garage, automobile pound or other place of safety.
    
(c) The owner or other person lawfully entitled to the  possession  of such  vehicle  may  be  charged  with  a reasonable cost for removal and storage, payable before the vehicle is released.

(d) No police officer or other public,  state  or  municipal  employee shall  release  a  motor  vehicle  impounded  because  of any traffic or parking violation to any person who does  not  have  a  currently  valid driver's   license   and  an  insurance  identification  card  or  other acceptable  evidence  indicating  current  insurance  coverage  on  such vehicle.

The provisions  of this subdivision with respect to insurance coverage shall not apply to a motor vehicle  which  will  not  be  moved under  its  own  power  but  will  be transported by a tow truck or upon another vehicle, provided  that  the  registration  for  such  impounded vehicle  has  been  surrendered  to  the  commissioner and proof of such surrender is presented to the police officer or other public,  state  or municipal employee.