Parking ticket issued outside the home of the owner of illegally parked van A 7-month-old miniature bull terrier, Colonel Phillips, known to the neighborhood as “The Colonel” was shot by a police officer while issuing a parking ticket. The owner of the van ran out of the house, followed by “The Colonel,” to move his […]
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Do you Make These Common Parking Ticket Mistakes?
Where do you acquire your parking ticket knowledge? I’ve been getting telephone calls from some wonderful members of the NYC driving community who suffered “the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” by following parking advice from a passerby. Please do not rely upon the testimony of the butcher, baker, candlestick maker, doorman, parking ticket […]
Parking Ticket Warrior Fights Back Against Driver of Car
Why are you giving me a parking ticket? Are you dumb? Are you stupid? A cacophony of obnoxious insults was hurled from a third story window at a parking ticket warrior issuing a ticket. Dimitry was incensed that his girlfriend’s car was being pasted with an orange epistle courtesy of the Evil Empire. […]
5 Little Secrets Parking Ticket Warriors don’t want you to know
NYC parking ticket knowledge is power And power means beating an unjust parking ticket and paying significantly less money to the revenue-raising Evil Empire. Here is some stuff the warriors don’t want you to know: 1. Am I required to obey regulations squished into parking meters? C’mon man. I’ve just finished walking an entire city block […]
3 Parking Ticket Tales and the Riddler Will Amaze You
Larry’s parking ticket nightmare I woke up last night in a cold sweat. I had a terrible nightmare about being chased by a huge bus with a camera. No matter where I parked my chariot, the huge bus snapped pictures. Several days later, I opened my mailbox and one, 200-pound parking ticket fell out with […]