Passenger Vehicle Services

I am recovering from major surgery (aneurysm repair) and out of work. I expect to return to work on January 15, 2019.

Our Premium Services for Passenger Vehicles include:

A Free Consultation

A 100% Money-Back Guarantee

Our fee is 40% of the base parking ticket fine

Tow fees

Our fee for the tow or boot refund is 20% of tow and boot charge

• Your tow and boot charges will be refunded when we beat your parking ticket
• We will help you apply for your refund
• The Evil Empire generally takes about 4-6 weeks to give you back your money
• Our fee is payable when you receive your refund

Are you ready to beat your parking ticket?

Click the “sign up now” link and avoid the long line

Testimonials

–What clients are saying about us

One of our clients talks about Larry

“You owe it to yourself to experience Larry’s piercingly intelligent parking ticket defenses.  He is a bona fide humanist who seems most galvanized when working to uphold the integrity of the collective good. I’ve never met somebody with his unique talent to masterfully obliterate societal double standards that seek to divide rather than unite.”

-Yves

Here’s what Avi had to say about his experience working with Larry to beat his parking ticket

My wife and I will be heading to Seattle, Washington from time to time during the year. Here’s why:

Can you blame me?

Listen to the story of a driver who beat 6 illegal pedestrian ramp tickets with Larry’s help

I was sitting on my couch, preparing to write a long, verbose statement of defense. My girlfriend saved me the trouble. (She’s the true hero of this story.) She searched online for “how to beat a new york parking ticket blocking pedestrian ramp,” and the first result was a godsend: a blog post called, appropriately, New York Parking Ticket….

Larry only handles appeals for cases he prepared. There is no additional charge for an appeal (It ain’t over ’til the Warrior sings…)

Case History: The LaGuardia Airport Caper

I got a call from a wonderful member of the driving public who was socked with a $115 unjust parking ticket while picking up a friend at LaGuardia Airport. Here is how we beat this evil NYC parking ticket.

This is an example of how I prepare for battle with the Evil Empire (the names have been changed to protect the privacy of the victor and witness!)

Outcome…Ticket dismissed!

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