An NYC Parking Ticket Rorschach Test

My weekly session with my NYC parking ticket therapist goes something like this:

• Hello Doctor
• Hello Larry
• Silence…
• Doc, I’m still having parking ticket nightmares
• Silence
• I’m being chased by a box with legs, yelling I shouldn’t block the box
• Umm..
• I wake up in a cold sweat worried about the 65 NYC parking tickets my trucks receive every month making deliveries in NYC. $6000 worth of fines each month kills my margins. What can I do?
• I’m going to administer a Rorschach  Test to help me diagnose your issue.  I’m going to show you some images. I want you to tell me what pops into your head.  Lets begin

An NYC parking ticket Rorschach Test

I am inviting you to look at each image and jot down your immediate reaction. Kindly post your reactions as a comment to this blog article. C’mon, let’s have some fun reading each of our  reactions to the following images:

I’ll go first. Here are my responses:

• This is how an NYC parking meter looks the minute I turn my back and walk away
• I am trapped in the box by the Holland Tunnel during rush hour and can’t escape
• 7:57 a.m. prior to the parking rule change at 8:00 a.m.
• The impact of two $115 NYC parking tickets
• Keep driving

It’s your turn. Let’s have an NYC parking ticket conversation. Please comment and Post your reactions to the images. Your insights will help us all.

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