Last Updated on September 14, 2022 by Lawrence Berezin
An easy-to-follow guide to beating a no-parking ticket
One of the standard, run-of-the-mill NYC parking violations is a no-parking ticket. Sadly, most drivers who get one of these familiar epistles pay them, “no questions asked.” But why? Too busy? Can’t win? Waste of time?
Meanwhile, is that the intelligent way to deal with a no-parking ticket?
Table of Contents
- An easy-to-follow guide to beating a no-parking ticket
- Joe got one of those standard no-parking tickets.
- What’s the next step?
- Be still, my beating heart
- Larry prepared Joe’s exhibits.
- Our defense certification
- Judge’s decision
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Estimated reading time: 5 minutes
Joe got one of those standard no-parking tickets.
An excellent client of ours got one of those “common” tickets. However, he asked Larry to check it out and see whether it was beatable.
Meanwhile, here’s the expensive piece of paper:
What’s the next step?
Be still, my beating heart
Yesiree, Larry (that’s me) checked out the place of occurrence on the NYC DOT Parking Regulations Map. Most importantly, he found that the Rule regulating the place of occurrence was a no-standing rule and not a no-parking rule. The TEA misdescribed the parking rule.
That is to say, and the TEA misdescribed a required element (the parking rule). Therefore, if we present the proper proof properly, a judge is required to dismiss the evil ticket.
Larry prepared Joe’s exhibits.
Our defense certification
Here’s our defense certification
Dear Honorable Judge,
I certify as follows:
I am not guilty of this no parking violation because:
-The Rule was misdescribed
A no parking rule, R.4-08(d), did not regulate the place of occurrence entered on the parking ticket, 165 Front Street, Brooklyn, NY.
Likewise, I have submitted a series of exhibits in support of my defense.
Due to these circumstances, please dismiss this parking ticket.
-Certify that my testimony is accurate to the best of my knowledge. I fully understand that if my testimony is willfully false, I am subject to punishment
-I certify that the images in my exhibits are true and accurate reproductions of the originals as they existed on the date/time this parking ticket was issued.
I beg, borrow, and pray you, never pay an NYC parking ticket, “No questions asked.” Are you that intend to donate to the Evil Empire, even if you can beat the ticket?
Just follow the simple steps in this guide. Meanwhile, you’ll find out whether you need to pay or can beat the violation.